Ode to Chocolate Milk

Once there was some chocolate milk powder and some milk. One lived in the cupboard and one in the fridge. They always knew something was missing from their lives, but they couldn't figure out what. They were both sad and felt they were leading unfulfilling lives...

Comment: oh dear

Then one day, Natasha came along and mixed them together and it was splendid and they thought what a grand life it was to be chocolate milk. They rejoiced and were happy. And then Natasha drank them and it was good

Comment: oh happy deay

and it wasn't painful for them because they didn't have to be chewed so they were still happy

Comment: interesting